dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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