Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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