She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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