That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Randomize
