Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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