he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just want to make out with him forever
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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