Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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