ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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