how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
How does it feel to date your dad?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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