Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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