I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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