I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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