It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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