I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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