Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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