Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
When did angry sex become our thing?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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