her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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