we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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