She said her name was "party"
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
it's like heaven, but drunker
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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