who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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