can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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