so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
