Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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