I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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