I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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