Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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