brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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