Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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