If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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