sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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