Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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