oh god the rape fog is back!
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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