I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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