come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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