I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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