I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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