I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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