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i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight

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(828): View more from North Carolina

Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.

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(773): View more from Illinois

They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck

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(859): View more from Kentucky

If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night

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(716): View more from New York

He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.

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(614): View more from Ohio

ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.

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