come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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