But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
They have beer where we have blood.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
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