is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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