was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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