I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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