He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
It's never too late to be topless.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
PANTIES FOUND
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