ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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