i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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