Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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