Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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