But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
You have to summon your inner elephant
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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