North Korea, Best Korea!
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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