When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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