I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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